It Be Cold

So, I have to admit that I've secretly been laughing at all of you guys up north.  It hasn't really been that cold here.  The lowest daytime temp as been 20, and lowest at night was 13. Once.  We hadn't gotten much snow, but did have a light ice storm a week or so ago.  I've seen on the news where winter's been nasty up there.  Really, it might just be that the two or three times I've paid any attention to news out of Chicago had was those times.  Anyway, things have changed.  We got a blast of cold air and non-stop snow for two days.  I went to the dentist today and during the five foot walk to the door I got frostbite, hypothermia, called a racist and baby killer, diagnosed with black lung, and unsuccessfully splash landed a plane into the Ohio river (it's harder than it looks on TV).  Really, I was just really cold.  So I thought I'd attempt to amend my bad karma and give back to society, since it's given me oh so much. Something to put a little warmth in everyone's life.  If I could run around the world and magically wave my hands and make it spring I would.  And this would be the song that played when I did it.  Keep warm, bitches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcmlIWihR6c
 
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