Monday, June 8, 2009

Guess Who's Back?


I feel like this post should begin with "previously on Massey Entertainment" and then a montage of my past posts fly by.

Turns out that whole Limb Bizkit Reunion thing is like swine flu. It still can kill you, but it's not as bad as once thought.

During my time with the gnomes they took me to visit some of their family in England. While I was there, I met the beautiful woodland nymph Natasha Kahn, who records under the name Bat for Lashes
Since I played her debut album non-stop for about three months, I quickly fell to my knees and confessed my love. She said that I must prove my love to her by slaying a dragon, remove it's head and take it to the village to trade it for a special potion. I was to take the potion to the highlands of Scotland and pour it on stone, which would turn into a ruby. I was then to take the ruby to Stonehenge, place it in the middle until the evening sun hits it just right turning it into a bright blue diamond. Then I had to take the diamond to a metal smith in Wales, who would create jewelery with it, which I was to bring back to her. I told her I felt she was taking the whole "mystic" thing to far, and that the best I could do was post her new single "Pearl's Dream" off her great new album Two Suns, which I highly recommend. It's a grower, but a great one when it's grown.

Bat For Lashes - "Pearl's Dream"

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