Thursday, June 18, 2009

Big Star Box Set


That's right... in September Rhino Records are releasing a Big Star Box Set!!! Read the full details and stream an unreleased early version of "Stroke it Noel" here.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Pete Doherty: Terroists?


According to The Sun, Pete Doherty, everyone's favorite little smack head, was found passed out in the loo of a British Airlines flight with a needle in his arm and was arrested when the plane touched down in Sweden. He was fined and allowed to walk.

Being that Pete's arm is known to be an explosive device we might want to make sure that Al-Qaeda hasn't created a celebrity division, of which Pete is a member of. Any celebs on that Air France flight from Brazil?

Monday, June 8, 2009

Guess Who's Back?


I feel like this post should begin with "previously on Massey Entertainment" and then a montage of my past posts fly by.

Turns out that whole Limb Bizkit Reunion thing is like swine flu. It still can kill you, but it's not as bad as once thought.

During my time with the gnomes they took me to visit some of their family in England. While I was there, I met the beautiful woodland nymph Natasha Kahn, who records under the name Bat for Lashes
Since I played her debut album non-stop for about three months, I quickly fell to my knees and confessed my love. She said that I must prove my love to her by slaying a dragon, remove it's head and take it to the village to trade it for a special potion. I was to take the potion to the highlands of Scotland and pour it on stone, which would turn into a ruby. I was then to take the ruby to Stonehenge, place it in the middle until the evening sun hits it just right turning it into a bright blue diamond. Then I had to take the diamond to a metal smith in Wales, who would create jewelery with it, which I was to bring back to her. I told her I felt she was taking the whole "mystic" thing to far, and that the best I could do was post her new single "Pearl's Dream" off her great new album Two Suns, which I highly recommend. It's a grower, but a great one when it's grown.

Bat For Lashes - "Pearl's Dream"